These things I know to be true

These are things I was reminded of this weekend while at work:

• There is no cure for stupidity.
• Laziness is contagious.
• When the support in a home is underwhelming, the patient generally has something wrong with them.
• When the support in a home is overwhelming, it's generally an over reaction.
• Those who don't need to go to the hospital will have several family members at the home and several functioning vehicles in the driveway.
• People refuse to vomit in the bag or bucket provided to them.
• If you touch me again, you will meet your friends: the police.
• If you refuse to do what I tell you, you will also meet your friends: the police.
• Telling me that you take a "water pill", a "sugar pill" and a "high blood pill" doesn't help me. I need to know names.
• Showing me the pills without the pill bottle is not helpful either.
• You also need to tell me all of the medicines that you take.
• I won't intentionally kill you; however, you might kill yourself if you take off your seat belts.

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